Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back
Dude ALL OF THESE HAVE HAPPENED FOR ME
all of these are true
so painfully true
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
|—||Me, to you (via mofobian)|
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING
I’m convinced the person who runs Denny’s Twitter page is black.
Hashbrowns on fleek!!!!
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about